| Mistborn are solo ninja. Feruchemists are team players. Allomancy is optimized for victory. Feruchemy is optimized for survival. A lot like Solars and Lunars really.
These books would also make a really good videogame. | comments: 3 someones stayed on the pot or Piss or get off the pot!  |
| Fast-forward to the year 2100. Assume that people still exist and still produce human-comprehensible popular entertainments. Assume that they still have the same impulse that leads us to write and enjoy stories starring Irene Adler and Nikola Tesla, the pulp impulse. Which characters (and hell, colourful RL personages) from our era (let's say, 1950 to 2012) do you suppose they would write about? Who's going to be in the public domain and have the pop-cultural currency to become interesting all over again? Warren Ellis? Elaine Roberts? Spongebob? You?
You Decide! | comments: 7 someones stayed on the pot or Piss or get off the pot!  |
| So, there's this city on the Eastern seaboard, call it Notham City. It's a big, brawling city with lots of industry and business, great gothic architecture, and a big crime problem.
Fortunately, the city is blessed with an abundance of crimefighters and vigilantes. There's the Clown Detective, who brings his twisted insights to every case, along with his balloon animals and squirting flower. There's Black'n'White, who can switch from thinking like an honest man to getting in the criminal's head as easily as flipping a coin. There's the Puzzlemaster, who uses his enormous knowledge of trivia and logic to unravel the most baffling crimes. And Shabazz, who came from distant lands with his beloved daughter, and now protects his adopted hometown with the ferocity of a mystical tiger.
Unfortunately, facing all these heroes and more is a huge and complex underworld of dozens of gangs and syndicates. And behind them all is the Night Mayor, the Big Bat, Dracula, the Shadowman -- he has a thousand names, but no one knows his face. Some say he's a myth or urban legend, but he's real all right, and he is the true master of Notham - via RPG.NET
And now, studyness. | comments: 4 someones stayed on the pot or Piss or get off the pot!  |
| What fresh bullshit is this? A beauty queen posed in skimpy clothing? Bears are wearing fur coats! Oh noes! I love the hypocrisy of discriminating between bikinis and lingerie. Is this not in fact the same country where underage girls cavort around on school property, pantyflashing hundreds of screaming spectators to catchy 90s beats? Why is this an issue?
She exercised her right to free speech. She won fair and square - inasmuch as anyone can win such an incredibly subjective competition and no one has the right to take that away from her because her opinion differs from that of Perez Hilton. | comments: 1 someone or Piss or get off the pot!  |
| They were the ones who invented rhyme and meter—the programming language for human memory in preliterary civilizations. It was a cultural checksum — a mnemonic device. You couldn't fuck with the code or the rhymes didn't work; and if the rhymes didn't work, people noticed. And so the knowledge of a people was passed down intact. It was a shamanic code. If you fucked with the code, then society lost its collective mind. | comments: 5 someones stayed on the pot or Piss or get off the pot!  |
| Gragg felt the tingling of the Third Eye on his stomach and back. The Third Eye was another of the miracles that Sobol had bestowed upon him. It was a form-fitting conductive shirt worn next to the skin—but it wasn't a garment. It was a haptic device that helped him use his body's largest organ—his skin—as another, all-seeing eye. An eye that never blinked, and an eye that could see around him in 360 degrees or halfway around the world, if he wished.
It worked by sending tiny electrical impulses to excite the nerve endings in his skin, much like a computer monitor projected pixels onto a screen. The microscopic electrical impulses represented data — from blips on a radar screen to full-blown visual displays. But what amazed Gragg was how the brain learned to accept input from this new source as if it were just another organ. Just another eye.
He felt the networks around him, but he could do more than just feel them.
Before you question the farfetchedness of this tech, consider this. That's right, Navy SEAL receiving sonar input with his damn tongue. Neuroplasticity for the win. | comments: Piss or get off the pot!  |
| Imagine "Mythago Wood" meets "Jarhead" as co-written by Douglas Adams and Kurt Vonnegut. Throw in a teensy-weensy little bit of Bollywood for flavour. Stir. Sprawling, hilarious, deep and dark by turns and all at once, The Gone-Away World by Nick Harkaway* made me laugh out loud several dozen times. Can't remember the last time I laughed so much while reading a single book. There's a serious squick moment involving a man and a dog and another man that made my testicles shrink even though it didn't involve genital annihilation of any kind. Mr. Harkaway is a big-time supernerd of epic proportions. Simultaneously, Mr. Harkaway is really into a certain domestic ideal of heterosexual romance and commitment. He is also into ninja. The big twist is a have-your-cake take on the big twist in (fucktonspoilers)Fight Club(fucktonspoilers). The book rules in ways that will take me days and weeks to fully unpack. Goddamn I love it.
*yeah, I know who his dad is and I don't care. If he doesn't want to talk about it, why should I? | comments: 7 someones stayed on the pot or Piss or get off the pot!  |
| Even as the time I can spare for frivolities decreases, the list of my Yearlusts continues to grow. Worse, old ones return with increased virulence. Why am I suddenly more obsessed with scifi-ish uses of commercially available technology? No doubt Burn Notice and Daniel Suarez' Daemon are to blame. And the nuke-hot rekindling of my love for self-made superpowered Machiavellian masterminds? My terrible habit of watching and rewatching Youtube cutscenes from games I simply do not have time to play i.e. Resident Evil 5 and series Chessmaster* Albert Wesker. Okay, no more time for this. Must study.
*see TVTropes for details
- posted via mobile web. Any crappy formatting can b thus be laid at the doorsteps of the Samsung Rant and Bolt Browser dev teams. | comments: 4 someones stayed on the pot or Piss or get off the pot!  |
| Took down my The Question/Heroes fusion icon and replaced with
 Ambrose Chase, dawg. Apparently, despite my thorough and abiding dismissal of the whole mess, Racefail '09 had a subconscious effect on me ... much like the White ManTM has colonized the backyards of my imagination. Haha.
Also took down Lesbians Yay!Girls Guns and Sex Minus the Guns - which has had a good long run but I no longer care - and replaced with
 the only known picture of Planetary #9's Fictionaut currently in existence. Used a combo of GIMP and MS Paint to shift the speech balloon leftward as well as darken and enlarge the lettering. Behold, for I have grown mighty. Ph3ar my awe. | comments: 4 someones stayed on the pot or Piss or get off the pot!  |
| This year's Annual Yearlusts are:
- superhero universes where there is only one superhuman in all the world (Hancock, Death Note, Watchmen)) - superhero universes where there is only one kind of superhuman (Jumper, Highlander) - well-researched fictionalized history (Ink & Steel/Hell & Earth, Gentlemen of the Road)
... tired now. Also, need to shit. | comments: 4 someones stayed on the pot or Piss or get off the pot!  |
| The thing many folks seem to have failed to grasp about The Steel Remains is that it's not a fantasy subversion, it's a noir subversion. Consider who plays the role of the femme-fatale (or in this case, homme). Consider the lying ex who gets caught out in the end. Consider the pettiness of purpose, the smallness of scale to the events that herein occur.
Back when the Earth was young, back when there was still a moon in the fucking sky, I pulled on whatever flesh was needful and I struck terror into the hearts of the powerful and enthroned all across this mudball world and another dozen like it. I took the spirit form and strode across measureless ... ah, fuck it, never mind." - thus spake Takavach. Red herring or just Moorcocking?
Hopefully the former, I should think. | comments: Piss or get off the pot!  |
| Needs moar male Actives. And less shooting. Other than that, way too early to tell.
I'm optimistic though.
EDIT: Ah, isn't this interesting: a review of the original pilot script that Mr. Whedon was compelled to retool. | comments: Piss or get off the pot!  |
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| People lie. Tim Roth says so. Turns out to be right. Show has no premise. Can't help thinking show would be better if written by __marcelo. Would star a small team of evil manipulative geniuses with differing neuropunk talents, as well it should have.
Too bad. Tim Roth is awesome. | comments: 3 someones stayed on the pot or Piss or get off the pot!  |
| A Different Kind of Singularity
The eve of the 22nd century. A world where the dearly-departed send postcards back from Heaven, and Jainist evangelicals make scientific breakthroughs by speaking in tongues; where genetically-engineered vampires solve problems intractable to baseline Humans, and soldiers come with zombie switches that shut off their own self-awareness during combat. A world under blatant surveillance by an alien presence that refuses to show itself.
Daniel Brooks is a living fossil: an old man in a world of immortals, a field biologist in a world where all biology has long since turned computational, an unwitting catspaw used by terrorists to kill thousands. Taking refuge in the Oregon desert, he turns his back on a humanity that shatters into strange new subspecies with every heartbeat. But he isn't hiding from anything; he awakens one night to find himself at the center of a storm that's about to turn all of history inside-out. - http://rifters.com/real/2009/01/consider-yourselves-lucky.html
What's the expression?
"Fuck Yes!"
That's the one. | comments: 5 someones stayed on the pot or Piss or get off the pot!  |
| Dear Deepa D, I wish anyone gave enough of a shit about my culture to appropriate. I wish there was enough of its mythology extant outside the skulls of long dead great-grandparents to appropriate. I wish we had vast swathes of written tradition like the Bhagavad Gita or the Ramayana or the Upanishads for Roger Zelazny and Ian McDonald to appropriate.
Oh well, at least we'll always have Things Fall Apart, right? | comments: 5 someones stayed on the pot or Piss or get off the pot!  |
| Leverage is a show about a team of thieves and con-artists who have already pulled the Last Big ScoreTM, the Retirement Job if you will. Now they just do it for fun and ... well, not so much profit as the righteous joy of Hooding*. Think of them as The A-Team where Hannibal is a drunk in remission; B.A. hates guns but kicks Bourne-grade ass; Faceman is an actress, lousy on stage, godlike on the grift; Murdock is a greaseman with borderline Asperger's syndrome and the token hacker is a black dude. It's a good fun show waiting to be great because Chekhov's Armory is still being stocked. It is also the brainchild of John Rogers of Kung Fu Monkey. How can you go wrong with that? You can't, that's how.
*As in Robin | comments: 2 someones stayed on the pot or Piss or get off the pot!  |
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