And so on this day our hero had slain thirty men.
And he would later admit to having a good time doing it.

Thirty two people actually, if you count the zombies - Madness Combat 1

Thief: "I am both honored and horrified that you'd include me in this."

Black Mage: Oh, I'm sorry; you're confused, Thief. See, I'm not aiming for our friends. Their deaths are assured, of course. Because I'm going to destroy the volcano."

Black Mage: "The explosion will combust thousands of pounds of highly unstable gases. Thus, the total destructive force of my spell will be mulitplied by a whole lot. Our friends there will be vaporized."

Thief: "I'd assumed something to that effect was at work. Why'd you say I was confused?"

Black Mage: "Your tone seemed to indicate that you believed yourself outside this plan." – Black Mage being Black Mage, on 8-Bit Theatre.

"So indulge me about the dagger. I’d be indebted with your life." – Lara Croft, Tomb Raider II

"Excuses are the stock in trade of writers nobody will ever hear of." – Hannibal Tabu (to me actually)

"Stupid old boys’ network … That’s why we’re not running the world, huh, girlie? ‘Cause when women see a younger version of us, it just makes us angry." – Runaways Season 2 #11

Any time there is conflict, IMO, there is the potential for some sort of economy to arise, even if the medium of exchange happens to be bullets, and what's being bought is continued survival – David Jackson, OA Worldbuilding Board, Message 52001

"When in the company of deceptive hearts, be only honest and your opponents will fool themselves." – Dove, "Kabuki: Circle of Blood" by David Mack

"I, ah, suppose we could form a telepathic beowulf cluster, sprinkle in all the precogs we can find and try picking off those Super-Skrulls one by one ..." – March 25 2006, my takeoff from jarodrussell’s idea for a viable threat to the Stark Singularity.